do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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