she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
i now understand why vodka
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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