So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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