Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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