hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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