They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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