HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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