You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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