Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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