I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
