umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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