I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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