I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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