i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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