is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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