Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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