Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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