he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He did a backflip because drugs
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