the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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