i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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