I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
birth control should be required to get into college
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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