Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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