Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
she looked like the before picture.
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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