i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
her facebook's as public as her vagina
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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