I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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