So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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