I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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