When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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