I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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