I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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