Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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