Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
only if we run a train.
done.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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