I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
