You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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