I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
