You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.