Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza