so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.