Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My Higher Power is John Stamos
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.