The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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