So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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