I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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