This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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