And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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