O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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