Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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