So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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