Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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