is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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