The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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