Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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