well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I look better un-naked...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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