; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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