Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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