The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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