ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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